Boardingfools will be taking a break for a little. That busy time of the year where your body is going through changes and you don’t know what to do with these new feelings that you’re going through. I’m sure you understand.
All I have been hearing about for the past month is Barstool Blackout and I am honestly pissed that I havent gone yet. I live for this shit. It’s an excuse to go absolutely crazy in a small room with a bunch of people who are way to fucked up to even care that some stranger standing next to them is yelling in their face or attempting to feel them up. I went to Dayglow at Lehigh last month and it is actually as crazy as you would imagine. Between crowd surfing and getting paint blasted on me I heard the music there was actually pretty sick. Whenever I go to concerts I usually dont remember any of the music that was played but instead I remember that hot chick that I followed around and tried to hook up with 10 times or one of my idiot friends ripping their shirts or ripping some pour girls shirt while they are left baffled that my friend who ripped their shirt off is not in a straight jacket. Some people actually ask me why I go to a concert if i’m not going to remember any of the music and to them i’ll respond the same way I respond to idiots when they ask me why they saw me on a table getting beer poured on me, “if you’re not that fucked up then your definatly not doing it right”. Thats the great thing about these fucking concerts is that you can actually say fuck you to modern social norms and fufill your true desire to get weird.
I actually pride myself on my ability to cut loose from what is “socially acceptable” and shock people by my behavior. What does that even mean, “socially acceptable”? What society deems as appropriate behavior? Haha give me a break, if I actually cared about what society thought of me I would’nt be at one of these concerts in the first place. But I digest. If you’re looking to get weird and have a great time hit up Barstool and Blackout. I’m looking forward to attending in the near future as i’m sure I will be writing again soon to tell a story or two about my time.
Finally new Dom. I’ve been waiting for new Dom videos since I realized that if you watch a video more than once it gets funnier. I’ll literally lock myself in my room and watch video after video, only taking breaks to wack it every two and a half minutes. These new videos are probably going to change the way I live my life. I know that last weekend while I was up at UVM I was screaming Dom Mazzetti quotes into girls faces who probably wanted nothing to do with me. I almost sealed the deal and got a handy in some kids basement but the chick ran away when I turned around to show her that I too knew people at the party which basically consisted of me yelling at random kids across the room who I had actually never seen before and pretending like we were friends. ”Nahhhh, tell Brad im busy” or some shit like that. All in all a good weekend paired with coming back to new Dom videos? I gotta ask myself if there’s more to life and if there is I don’t want to know.
Cris Cab – Put in Work
They’re saying that like its news or even a bad thing. Did you seriously not know that lacrosse players go hard? That’s probably the main reason why I like lacrosse so much. I know that when I join a new team it’s probably not going to be a bunch of pussys who can’t hold their own at a party. In the study 10 percent of men’s lacrosse players surveyed reported social cocaine use, while 48.5 percent reported social marijuana use,10.8 percent reported social narcotics use and 95 percent reported drinking regularly. (click here for survey)
That’s what I like to hear. Were finally getting somewhere. Maybe it’s not regular ESPN programming or recognition as a legitimate professional sport but at least its something. As most of you probably know lacrosse culture is huge. So big that the culture is actually growing faster than the sport itself. Nothing pisses me off more than going to tournaments or showcases and seeing all the douchebags who go to Lacrosse Unlimited and buy every pair of obnoxious shorts off the rack. Come on, have some self-respect, you look like a fucking idiot. Drugs and alcohol are the only thing left that separate the alphas from the fags. Yeah if you can rip a shot top ched at 100mph on the run that’s sick, but if you can do that after staying out the whole night before getting shit faced and blowing lines off of your sidewall that’s a true accomplishment. But that doesn’t mean that if that is not you its a bad thing. Some people are just born with the desire to push every aspect of partying to the limit and some aren’t. They say that you get out what you put in, on and off the field. I’m not positive but im pretty sure that this is what my coaches are always talking about. I always hear them saying “Work hard on and off the field” and I can only assume they are referring to partying as hard as you play.
For any of you reading this and thinking this proves that lacrosse players are just bums who wont even make it through college here’s an interesting stat published in October last year. The NCAA released the latest Graduation Success Rate study where it showed that men’s lacrosse had the highest GSR out of any NCAA sport. So there you have it, college lacrosse at its finest.
when im trying to dip my pen in the company ink, and/or any companys ink, a babysitters ink, or your aunt Sallys ink, im in my GrimeTime persona. however, when im not busy with a bitch climbin up my totem pole i like to enter my other alterego, being Ruthless.i try to emulate 2 people that has left old men and ladies alike saying “Oh my Goodness, that young man is absolutely Ruthless, we should inform his parents, or even better, the police *dave chappeles white man voice*”. these two people are: Denzel Washington in Remember the Titans, Training Day, and American Gangster. the actual human who i try to resemble is a man named Ryan Montgomery aka Royce Da 5’9 aka Nickel aka the baddest man on the planet. First off this video was made by Royce and his brobro and fellow hip hop artist Kid Vishis. they are discussing “benzino’s” so called diss to slaughterhouse (royces group). i would love for someone to find me a rapper who is as bad as this man then i might consider adopting a different approach to my ruthlessness but until then i’ll stick with this mans ingredients. i dont think theres any possible way to come back from this bully beatdown. oh yeah the video fucks up half way through for a second or two just disregard and watch all of it anyways.
i spent a good while trying to find this video because they took it off youtube and its the only version i could find so i apologize for the inconvenience just deal with it
A group of hackers known as Anonymous took credit for taking down the websites of the U.S. Department of Justice, FBI and some entertainment sites after one of the federal government’s largest anti-piracy crackdowns. The hacker collective announced its attentions on Thursday. ”We Anonymous are launching our largest attack ever on government and music industry sites. Lulz,” the group said in a statement posted late Thursday on an associated Twitter account. “The FBI didn’t think they would get away with this did they? They should have expected us.” –(CNN)
Now this is what im talking about. This is what I like to see, people rebeling against government and forcibly taking what they want so they can get their way. What better way to proove that you’re smarter than the people in the U.S. Dep. of Justice, or the FBI than by hacking into their websites. I’m sure that hacking into a Federal website is’nt something that just anyone nerd can do so kudos to the freaks who did. Anonymous put their plan into action after megaupload.com was taken down. Those megavideo guys are fucked. ”Authorities said the operation had generated more than $175 million in illegal profits through advertising revenue and the sale of premium memberships.” $175 million is a lot of money bro, whats next for you? Once living the highlife as a tycoon of the pirating industry and now a wanted criminal.
